1:Divorced
2:Beheaded
3:Died
4:Divorced
5:Beheaded
6:Survived
1:And tonight, we are...
Live!
1:Listen up let me tell you a story
2:A story that you think
you've heard before
3:We know you know our names
and our fame and our faces
4:Know all about the
glories and the disgraces
5:I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one
word in a stupid rhyme
6:So I picked up a pen and a microphone
History's about to get overthrown
1:Divorced
2:Beheaded
3:Died
4:Divorced
5:Beheaded
6:Survived
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
1:All you ever hear and read about
2:Is our e and the way it ended
3:But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
4:You're gonna find out
how we got, unfriended
5:Tonight we're gonna do ourselves
justice
'Cause we're taking you to court
6:And every Tudor rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live
In consort
1:Divorced
2:Beheaded
3:Died
4:Divorced
5:Beheaded
6:Survived
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Dancing to the beat till
the break of day, once
We're done we'll start again
like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
Company:(Divorced)
1:My name's Catherine of Aragon
Was married twenty four
years I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again
Company:(beheaded)
2:I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up ne t
See I broke England from the church
Yeah I'm that se y
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be
green but my lipstick's red
Company:(Died)
3: Jane Seymour the only one
he truly loved
Company:(Rude)
When my son was newly born, I died
But I'm not what I seem or am I?
Stick around and you'll
suddenly see more
Company:(Divorced)
4:Ich bin Anne of Cleves
Company:Ja
When he saw my portrait he was like
Company:Ja!
But I didn't look as good
as good as I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
but never Henry's little
5:Prick up your ears I'm the
Catherine who lost her head
Company:(Beheaded)
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
Key Howard is here and the fun's begun
Company:(Survided)
6:Five down I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna
know how we got this far
Do you wanna know how
we got this far then?
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Get your hands up, get
this party buzzing
You want a queen bee,
well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
One, two, three, four, five... si !
1:Divorced
1:And tonight, we are...
Live!
1:Listen up let me tell you a story
History's about to get overthrown
1:Divorced
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
1:All you ever hear and read about
1:Divorced
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Dancing to the beat till
the break of day, once
We're done we'll start again
like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
1:My name's Catherine of Aragon
Was married twenty four
years I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again
Company:(beheaded)
Company:(Died)
Company:(Rude)
Company:(Divorced)
Company:Ja
Company:Ja!
Company:(Beheaded)
Company:(Survided)
Do you wanna know how
we got this far then?
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Get your hands up, get
this party buzzing
You want a queen bee,
well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
One, two, three, four, five... si !
2:Beheaded
Live!
2:A story that you think
you've heard before
History's about to get overthrown
2:Beheaded
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
2:Is our e and the way it ended
2:Beheaded
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Dancing to the beat till
the break of day, once
We're done we'll start again
like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
Company:(Divorced)
2:I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up ne t
See I broke England from the church
Yeah I'm that se y
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be
green but my lipstick's red
Company:(Died)
Company:(Rude)
Company:(Divorced)
Company:Ja
Company:Ja!
Company:(Beheaded)
Company:(Survided)
Do you wanna know how
we got this far then?
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Get your hands up, get
this party buzzing
You want a queen bee,
well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
One, two, three, four, five... si !
3:Died
Live!
3:We know you know our names
and our fame and our faces
History's about to get overthrown
3:Died
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
3:But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
3:Died
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Dancing to the beat till
the break of day, once
We're done we'll start again
like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
Company:(Divorced)
Company:(beheaded)
3: Jane Seymour the only one
he truly loved
When my son was newly born, I died
But I'm not what I seem or am I?
Stick around and you'll
suddenly see more
Company:(Divorced)
Company:Ja
Company:Ja!
Company:(Beheaded)
Company:(Survided)
Do you wanna know how
we got this far then?
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Get your hands up, get
this party buzzing
You want a queen bee,
well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
One, two, three, four, five... si !
4:Divorced
Live!
4:Know all about the
glories and the disgraces
History's about to get overthrown
4:Divorced
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
4:You're gonna find out
how we got, unfriended
4:Divorced
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Dancing to the beat till
the break of day, once
We're done we'll start again
like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
Company:(Divorced)
Company:(beheaded)
Company:(Died)
Company:(Rude)
4:Ich bin Anne of Cleves
When he saw my portrait he was like
But I didn't look as good
as good as I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
but never Henry's little
Company:(Beheaded)
Company:(Survided)
Do you wanna know how
we got this far then?
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Get your hands up, get
this party buzzing
You want a queen bee,
well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
One, two, three, four, five... si !
5:Beheaded
Live!
5:I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one
word in a stupid rhyme
History's about to get overthrown
5:Beheaded
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
5:Tonight we're gonna do ourselves
justice
'Cause we're taking you to court
5:Beheaded
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Dancing to the beat till
the break of day, once
We're done we'll start again
like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
Company:(Divorced)
Company:(beheaded)
Company:(Died)
Company:(Rude)
Company:(Divorced)
Company:Ja
Company:Ja!
5:Prick up your ears I'm the
Catherine who lost her head
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
Key Howard is here and the fun's begun
Company:(Survided)
Do you wanna know how
we got this far then?
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Get your hands up, get
this party buzzing
You want a queen bee,
well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
One, two, three, four, five... si !
6:Survived
Live!
6:So I picked up a pen and a microphone
History's about to get overthrown
6:Survived
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Raising up the roof
till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
6:And every Tudor rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live
In consort
6:Survived
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Dancing to the beat till
the break of day, once
We're done we'll start again
like it's the Renaissance
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
Company:(Divorced)
Company:(beheaded)
Company:(Died)
Company:(Rude)
Company:(Divorced)
Company:Ja
Company:Ja!
Company:(Beheaded)
6:Five down I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna
know how we got this far
Do you wanna know how
we got this far then?
Welcome to the show, to the historemi
Switching up the flow
as we add the prefi
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
Get your hands up, get
this party buzzing
You want a queen bee,
well there's half a dozen
Everybody knows that we
used to be si wives
But now we're
E Wives
One, two, three, four, five... si !
