No real Percs were taken in the making of this song

Kids, do not do drugs

Great John on the beat by the way

(Hello there, if you ever need a Perc, you call the 1-800-PerkyMan)

No real Percs were taken in the making of this song

Kids, do not do drugs

Mello made it right

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the yerky man

Are you on drugs?

'Cause I'm on drugs

Do you want drugs?

'Cause I want drugs

I take half a Perc just to brighten my day

Take two more and best believe I'm gon' escape

I take tens, twenties, thirties, they not fake

All these Perc's is 'bout to make me go to space

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the yerky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the yerky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

'Cause I'm friends with the Perky man

Are you friends with the Perky man?

I'm friends with the yerky man

No real Percs were taken in the making of this song

Kids, do not do drugs