Have some pittie on an easterner

Show a little sympathy

No one could possible could be steerner

Than you have been with me

There's a job that I'm applying for

Let me put it to ya thus

It's a partner ship I'm dien' for

Mr and Mrs us

And before you file it on the shelf

Let me tell you of myself

Oh I'm the chapie to make ya happy

I'll tie your shoesies and chase you bluesies

Oh lady would ya Oh lady could you use me

Now I'd shake the mat out

And put the cat out

I'll clean the garret

And feed the parrot

Oh lady would you oh tell me could you use me

Do you realize what a good man

Your getting in me

I'm no elker mason or woodman

Who gets home at three

The girls who see me grow soft and dreamy

But I'm a gander that won't falander

Oh could you use me cus I certanly could use you

There's a chap I know in mexico

Whoes as strong as he can be

Eating nails and drinking texaco

He is the type for me

There is one in california

More romantic far than you

When he sings ha cha cha chornia

I often think he'll do

But as for you sir I'm afraid

You will never make the grade

For your no cowboy your soft and how boy

I feel no muscle that's fit for tussel

I must refuse you I cannot use you

Scuse me

No night life for you

The Birds would bore you

The cows wont know you

A horse would throw you

You silly man you

The ask me can you use me

Ha

Though at love you may be a wizard

I'm wanting to know

Could you warm me up in a blizzard

Say forty below

Your ties are freakish

Your knees are weakish

Your not a zender you elbow bender

Though you can use me

I most certainly can't use you