I have been draggin' around your sensitive ego

Making sure that your bags arrive

On time for the dog and pony show

Little suitcase like a brick

Kinda makes it hard to get a good grip

I drop your troubles off at a conveyor belt

I'll hand you a ticket to go get it yourself

At the baggage claim

You got a lot of luggage in your name

When you hit the ground

Check the lost and found

'Cause it ain't my problem now

I can't carry it on

I've got a lot of troubles of my own

It's all over the yard

In the trunk of the car

I'm packin' it in so come and get it

If it ain't obvious what has set me off today

Behind every woman scorned

Is a man who made her that way

Go on take your little business trip

With that sweet little habit

That you cant't kick

You better call your momma

When you get to town

Because I ain't be hangin' around

At the baggage claim

You got a lot of luggage in your name

When you hit the ground

Check the lost and found

Because it ain't my problem now

I can't carry it on

I've got a lot of troubles of my own

It's all over the yard

In the trunk of the car

I'm packin' it in so come and get it

Come and Get it

Come and pick it up pick it up

Before I blow it up in flames

You better pick it up pick it up

Baby I'm leaving everything

At the baggage claim

You got a lot of luggage in your name

When you hit the ground

Check the lost and found

Because it ain't my problem now

I can't carry it on

I've got a lot of troubles of my own

It's all over the yard

In the trunk of the car

Well I'm packin' it in so come and get it

Come and get

Come and get