Baileywick takes care of all of us
Never puts up any kind of fuss
The castle steward who always aims to please
He polishes all of my trophies
Making sure that my dog has no fleas
Provides a hankie anytime I need to sneeze
Ah choo
He's baileywick
The man of the castle
Does everything without any hassle and super quick
You can always count on baileywick
Baileywick the king's right hand man
Draws up all of the household plans
Reminds the children that they need to wash their hands
Before meals
He jots down all of my proclamations
And he never takes any vacations
When there's a problem he always understands
He's baileywick the man of the castle
Does everything without any hassle
And super quick
You can always count on baileywick
He's always there he's everywhere
All day and every night
When troubles lurk
I'll make it work
He gets the job done right
He's baileywick
The man of the castle
Does everything
Without any hassle
He's super quick through thin and thick
You can always count on baileywick
Count on baileywick
You can count on baileywick
