When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look
at me while he was with
that other girl
Do you think he was just
doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting
me all night last night
I don't know if
it's a booty call or not
so like what do you think?
Did you think that
girl was pretty?
How did that girl
even get in here?
Do you see her?
She's so short and that
dress is so tacky
Who wears Cheetah?
It's not even summer
Why does the DJ
keep on playing
Summertime Sadness?
After we go to the bathroom
can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
but first
Let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie
Can you guys help me
pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go
with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about livin' with my
bitches hash tag live
I only got ten likes
in the last five minutes
Do you think
I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie
Let me take a selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Wait, pause
Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah the one next to the
girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
she definitely bought all
her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
Okay let's go take some shots
Oh no ah, I feel like
I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait nevermind I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my god
Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Selfie
Let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie
