It was a dusty old night

And I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone

But my memory

has chosen to omit it

Tried advice telling me

I really should cool it

Chewing my face off

Talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me

like a kick in the face

Thought I better have

another just in case

Next thing I knew

my heart was under attack

Bought a one way

ticket to hell...

And back one way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell and back

One way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell...

I've always tried to keep

my vices under wraps

But a coach load

of mutes would appear

talkative chaps

If they'd seen fit

to join me

for a couple of hits

And now my septum

is in tatters

And I've still got the runs

Bad for a moment

then you kick like a mult

Strangers would agree

that it was rocket fuel

Several lines are chocking

like a glorious gas

I bought a one way

ticket to hell

And back one way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell and back

One way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell

Stick it up

your f****** nose...

Holy coke

repeating myself

as if it isn't quite

slightly louder

Pausing for enough

for a snort the white powder

Wheels came off

but I'm still on track

Bought a one way

ticket to hell...

And back one way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell and back

One way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell...

One way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell and back

One way ticket

to hell and back

Bought a one way

ticket to hell...