Hey Jack what's happenin'

I don't know

Well uh rumour around town says you might

Be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore

Uh yeah I think I'm gonna go down to the shore

Whadda ya gonna do down there

Uh I don't know p-play some video games

Buy some Def Leppard t-shirts

Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt;

Y'know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail

Uh huh

Can't wait to go down Hey uh were ya

Gonna check out the sand bar while

You're down there

Uh what's the Sand Bar

Ah it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink

Ah cool

Ya hey guess who's gonna be there

Uh who

My favourite cover band Crystal Shit

Wow

Yeah they do a Doors show you'd be really impressed

In fact it goes a

Little like this:

Love me two times baby

Love me twice today

Love me two times girl

Cause I got AIDS

Love me two times baby

Once for tomorrow

Once cause I got AIDS

Uh

Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there

I hope those guys have a good sense a' humour

And don't take us into court

Uh what's the court

Never mind that the important thing here

You mean the People's Court

The Now that's another story

The important thing here is that we get

To the part where you ask me how

I'm gonna get down to the shore

Oh how you gettin' down to the shore

Funny you should ask I've got a car now

Ah wow how'd ya get a car

Oh my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas

You're kidding

I must be the Bahamas are islands Okay

The important thing here is

That uh you ask me what kinda car it is

Uh uh what kinda car do ya' got

I've got a bitchin' Camaro

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

I ran over my neighbors

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro

With no insurance to match

So if I happen to run you down

Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady

One night at the county fair

And I didn't get arrested

Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

Donuts on your Lawn

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids

They all spit and cuss

Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro

And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way

When I come through your yard

Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro

And an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

Hey man where ya headed

Bitchin' Camaro Bitchin' Camaro

I don't want unleaded