Buddie beware

Buddie better take care

Though at heart I'm a pearl

I'm a difficult girl

So buddie beware

When I go to a show

I prefer the first row

When invited to dine

I can't eat without wine

So buddie beware

During Christmas holidays

I develop taking ways

And I'm not at all anti

Pretty things Santy

Brings from Cartier's

Your devotion I prize

But you must realize my boys

Other girl's luxuries

Are my necessities

So buddie beware

Buddie beware

Buddie better take care

Since the day I was weened

I'm a caviar fiend

So buddie beware

I feel I should put you right

As I lie in bed at night

While the twinkling stars gleam on

With my cold cream on

I'm a lovely sight

And another thing too

When I'm married to you my sweet

If to come home you fail

I'll open all your mail

So buddie beware