Part 1 (Papyrus)
Part 2 (Sans)
ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS
I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH
MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL
IF YOU NEED PROOF,
THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES,
AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!
MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED
WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI
WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES E TRA LONG
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE
HAS SURVIVED A DISH
But frisk just walked right past it
SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN
WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED
AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS
ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD
But aren't you still in training?
HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!
SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED
FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN I'M
AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED
But you kinda made friends with one
