So I heard you want the facts
The barebone facts on me and my bros
Yes scientific taxon
Well you're in luck today friend
Will tell you what you need to know
How bears are the number one
Animal from head to toe
A thousand abs
A thousand one
I can dunk the ball, basketball
I can jump and touch the sun
Yeah, about that
Don't mean to hurt your pride
Look but bears just can't jump
It says so in the guidebook
Well we're talented in other ways
I can play the drums
And bears are the best at video games
How you don't have thumbs
Hot dang he's right
Well I can't speak for grizzlies
But pandas we got style
Yeah file it away our time
While all the ladies dial
Yeah never-ending hearts and likes
On all my latest posts
Extremely cool and popular though
I don't mean to boast
Well funny you should mention your
Prowess with the ladies
Pandas have some issues
There aren't enough babies
Um, forget it
Pandas we've got artistic genius
Well, I'm a scientist not a critic
But frankly, have you seen this
Okay what do you have a verse now
Ice bears are the coolest
Strongest
Best bear
That's actually accurate
But I take issue with the rest
What's true is true
What's fact is fact
No need to embellish on the traits that you like
You three are bears top of the food chain
As perfect as the setting sun
As natural as rain
So see yourself as I see you
Three perfect beings through and through
With quirks and flaws and life's it's true
Just doing what bears do
Ooh, bears
