You know what I'm saying?
How's it vibrating my felines and free minds?
It's the L Doctor at your cervix here
Manifesting your wet dreams to realities on the one and only frequency they call
Western Season
Right now we're deep inside the segment of the show I like to call
Let Me Fix Your Business
We got some beautiful ladies with some ugly problems
I'm just here to assist you baby
I hope you feel me
Call the number one give me a little shout shout
I'd like to know why my man will cry over football
But will never cry over me
When none of the players in the team that he supports
Will suck his s***, rub his back or cook food for him
Please please tell me why tears are coming from his eyes
Oh you one of them good women
Now look kitten you just need to put some more purr
In your persistence, you heard me?
Some of these kids ain't learned from nursery so you can't blame them now
But it's a big playground now so if you ain't happy with the situation
You need you some scintillation
In fact I do one on one consultations
I'll get my assistant to get you details after the show
And we can have some in depth conversation
Next call to talk to me let me feel you
I love this guy but I don't know how to talk to him
So voila, s 'il vous plait I just need some help
Oh you fly baby
You sound like something out of the Irish to catch
But it's my manners in fact, see what had happened
You started talking Parisian and I got lost in translation
And long over short
I'm gonna get my assistant to get you details after the show
Get the translation team to translate what you're saying
And I can take it from there
But yo it's the full time stoner part time sober
Hold the galley up for tech I'm bending over
Yo we got a live caller, talk to me let's get sexy
Who is about to get real sexy I need you to understand
You are not about to take me for a dickhead
Who's your assistant? Who is your f***ing assistant?
Cause I don't know you to have no f***ing assistant
You're not a boss, you don't have an assistant
You know like that, you're just moving like you got some personal life
Chatting to all these girls, giving them advice
You need the advice my brother
It's you that needs the advice, yeah
El doctor, el dickhead, whatever the f*** it is
I don't know, you're not taking me for a dickhead is it?
You can go and take someone else's daughter for a f***
It's not gonna be me, you hear me?
So how about this, how about you cancel all your little radio shenanigans
And you be a real f***ing man
You tuned into the frequencies of western season
On the boy, the lot
Just El
And there's nothing better to get you through some rough times
Than some smooth grooves
So even when you're feeling like number two
Just make sure you're taking care of number one
Stay blessed people
