When she stopped talking to me

I knew that she would create a problem

And after five seconds flat

She came at me just like a goblin'

Months passed and things calmed down

So me and her went on a playdate

I said you're walking cliche

But she said it's just you and me babe

Okay

So it's just us walking through town

And we go in the liquor store

Buying two beers

Spying a cat in the window of the bar next door

Then she was cursing at me

And pointing to the witch's couldron

Grabbed me she got in my face

And then she punched me just like a goblin'