I etched the face of a stopwatch 
On the back of a raindrop 
And did a swap for the sand in an hourglass 
I heard an unhappy ending 
It sort of sounds like you leaving 
I heard the piledriver waltz 
It woke me up this morning 
You look like you've been for breakfast at the Heartbreak Hotel 
And sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature 
On how to lose 
Your waitress was miserable and so was your food 
If you're gonna try and walk on water 
Make sure you wear your comfortable shoes 
Mysteries flashing amber 
Go green when you answer 
But the red on the rest of the questionnaire 
Never changes 
I heard the news that you're planning 
To shoot me out of a cannon 
I heard the piledriver waltz 
It woke me up this morning 
You look like you've been for breakfast at the Heartbreak Hotel 
And sat in the back booth by the pamphlets and the literature 
On how to lose 
Your waitress was miserable and so was your food 
If you're gonna try and walk on water 
Make sure you wear your comfortable shoes 
Oh-oh, oh-oh 
Piledriver