Some girls make wonderful jivers

Some girls can hit a high C

Some girls make good taxi drivers

But what a genius is me

I'd make a wonderful jiver

I even hit a high C

I make the best taxi driver

I rate a big Navy E

'Cause I can fry too on top of the heap

My Crisco's as deep as a pool

Yes I can broil too

My ribs get applause

My lamb chops will cause you to drool

For a candied sweet

Or a pickled beet

Step up to my smorgasbord

Walk around until

You get your fill

Baby you won't never be bored

Oh I'm a pat é

A marron glac é

A dish you will wish you had took

And what's more baby I can

Once more baby I can

Once more baby I can

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