Dearly beloved it is my pleasure to say unto thee
Welcome to Heaven oh- oh
Where the virtuous reside 24/ 7 oh- oh
People are happy that they died
'Cause here we got no worries got no burglaries no strife
It's the perfect afterlife
Welcome to Heaven oh- oh
Check out our sick décor the spirits leaven oh
Please keep your brimstone off the floor
We've got the best and brightest the politest of the lot
And everyone is hot
Gosh I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around
After you see around you'll never wanna go back down
Of course it is just temporary
I'm sorry you can't stay
'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day
Welcome to Heaven yeah
