I don't brush my teeth;

I never comb my hair

I wear the same socks everyday

And I don't care

I never have to clean my room

I never change my shirt

I like my pants the way they are;

Ripped and caked with dirt

I wash my hands on Sunday

Monday I change my clothes

There's lint stuck in my belly button

And dirt in between my toes

I ride the bus to school each day

Everyone makes room for me

I like to shower twice a year

To help me socially

My teacher never calls on me

She's so afraid she'l faint

She says my grammars good enough

But I'm almost sure it ain't

Take a whiff if you want to;

Come close if you dare

But I don't brush my teeth

And I never comb my hair