You 
 On  the  dark  desert  highway 
 Cool  wind  in  my  hair 
 Warm  smell  of  coal  dust 
 Rising  up  through  the  air 
 Up  ahead  in  the  distance 
 I  saw  a  shimmering  light 
 My  head  grew  heavy  and  my  sight  grew  dim 
 I  had  to  stop  for  the  night 
 That  she  stood  in  the  doorway 
 I  heard  the  mission  bell 
 And  I  was  thinking  to  myself 
 This  could  be  heaven  or  this  could  be  hell 
 Then  she  lit  up  a  candle 
 And  she  showed  me  the  way 
 There  were  voices  down  the  corridor 
 I  thought  I  heard  them  say 
 Welcome  to  the  Old  Town,  California 
 Such  a  lovely  place 
 Such  a  lovely  face 
 Plenty  of  room  at  the  Old  Town,  California 
 Any  time  of  year 
 Any  time  of  year 
 You  can  find  it  here 
 Her  man  is  Tiffany  Twisted 
 She  got  the  Mercedes  Benz 
 She  got  a  lot  of  pretty,  pretty  boys 
 She  calls  friends 
 Now  they  dance  in  the  courtyard 
 Sweet  summer  sweat 
 Some  dance  to  remember 
 Some  dance  to  forget 
 So  I  called  up  the  captain 
 Please  bring  me  my  wine 
 He  said  we  haven't  had  that  spirit  here  since  1969 
 And  still  those  voices  are  calling  from  far  away 
 Wake  you  up  in  the  middle  of  the  night 
 Just  to  hear  them  say 
 Welcome  to  the  Old  Town,  California 
 Such  a  lovely  place 
 Such  a  lovely  face 
 They're  living  it  up  at  the  Old  Town,  California 
 What  a  nice  surprise 
 Bring  your  alibis 
 Mirrors  on  the  ceiling 
 Pink  champagne  on  ice 
 And  she  said 
 We  are  all  just  prisoners  here 
 Of  our  own  device 
 And  in  the  master's  chambers 
 They  gather  for  big  feasts 
 They  stab  it  with  their  stealing  knives 
 But  they  just  can't  kill  the  beast 
 Last  thing  I  remember 
 I  was  running  for  the  door 
 I  had  to  find  the  passage  back 
 To  the  place  I  was  before 
 Relaxed  said  the  night  man 
 We  are  programmed  to  receive 
 You  can  check  out  anytime  you  like 
 But  you  can  never  leave 
 Welcome  to  the  Old  Town,  California 
 Such  a  lovely  place 
 Such  a  lovely  face 
 Plenty  of  room  at  the  Old  Town,  California 
 Anytime  of  year 
 You  can  find  it  here 
 Welcome  to  the  Old  Town,  California 
 Such  a  lovely  place 
 Such  a  lovely  face 
 They're  living  it  up  at  the  Old  Town,  California 
 What  a  nice  surprise 
 Bring  your  alibis 
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