Ma she's making eyes at me

Ma she's oh so good to me

Ma she's almost breaking my heart

I'm beside her

Please let her conscience guide her

Ma she wants to marry me

Be my honey bee

Every moment she gets bolder

Now she's leaning on my shoulder

Ma she's kissing me

Ma she don't look good to me

Ma her waist is fifty three

Ma she's almost ruined my car

When we go out

All the tires start to blow out

Ma she wants to marry me

But this could never be

Suppose a baby should come later

It's got to look like an alligator

Ma please rescue me

Ma I found out she's got dough

Ma she owns the B and O

Ma she just bought eight city blocks

In New York City

You know all at once

This girl looks pretty

Ma if I would say I do

She will promise to

Make my future very pleasant

Fort Knox would be my wedding present

Buy me the seven seas to swim in

Replace the fish with gorgeous women

Ma ah this checks for me

Ma this checks for me