Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know, my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo, in the end know, my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Foxtrot

Uniform

Charlie

Kilo

Put the you know what

In the you know where

Put the you know what

In the you know where

Put the you know what

In the you know where

Put the you know what

In the you know where

Pronto