You came twice last year like a Sears catalog

'Cause your last boyfriend makes love like

Boss Hogg

Well now you're seeing me but soon

I'll have you seein' God

'Cause girl I'll get you pantin' like you're Pavlov's dog

Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down

But baby your black box is the one that I found

I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it

Won't cost ya any money

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said

Kiss me where it smells funny

So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

I can tell I'm doin' somethin' right by the

Way that she blushes

She's the one that's speechless I'm the

One that's tongue-tied

She's thinkin' holy mackerel I'm thinkin' tuna on the side

There must be somethin' wrong with Al Pacino's nose

'Cause the Scent Of A Woman is like rotten tomatoes

Yeah I'm snorkelin' for clams it doesn't matter if I wanna be

Don't come up for air until you kiss me

Where it smells funny

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah I could make a lot of wine

With the yeast I find inside her panties

And then drink it while I'm eating out down

At the Seafood Shanty

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah I could make a lot of wine

With the yeast I find inside her panties

And then drink it while I'm eating out down

At the Seafood Shanty

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah I could make a lot of wine

With the yeast I find inside her panties

And then drink it while I'm eating out down

At the Seafood Shanty

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

I can tell that cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

Yeah I could make a lot of wine

With the yeast I find inside her panties

And then drink it while I'm eating out down

At the Seafood Shanty