He comes stumbling to the door with his bottle in hand

Screaming while he's crying Now he's laughing again

Collapses on the couch in my den

Closes his eyes while his mumbling

Makes a mess of everything and you don't care

Rolls around the kitchen in his underwear

Screaming all day -crying all night

Why am I all wrong while he's alright

My baby took my baby away

With his itty-bitty boots and his big fat face

I'm a long gone lonely daddy

While my baby took my baby away

Things have changed since he moved in

I'm so in love with you but you only love him

I'm getting jealous and I can't understand

How I lost you to this little man

He's short he's sweet so many things I'll never be

But you are my wife while I play second fiddle for the rest of my life

My baby took my baby away

With his itty-bitty boots and his big fat face

I'm a long gone lonely daddy

While my baby took my baby away

He ain't got no job and he don't pay no rent

He just lays there giggling with slobber all over his chin

He has never told you a lie he has never made you sad enough to cry

You say his round belly is so fine and then you make fun of mine

My baby took my baby away

With his itty-bitty boots and his big fat face

I'm a long gone lonely daddy

While my baby took my baby away