you and me

we're so unlike in every way

except that i'm a human and you just act like one

we go walking everyday

talking to the cows

it'd be weird if i did that without you around

and one thing that we both really like

is chasing cute boys or ride skateboards and bikes

but we always release them back into the wild

my partner in crime

i'm so lucky that you're mine

found my soulmate in a canine

you and me oh you and me

we both hate cold showers and getting stuck outside

in the rain we cuddle for warmth in winter

we like to eat we like to eat until we're in pain

we accidentally stop fights

with our friends from the park

and get distracted by fairy animals in trees

after dark after dark

and when i get home drunk sad feeling shit out of luck

you lick my tears and you love me until i cheer up

i cheer up i cheer up i cheer up

my partner in crime

i'm so lucky that you're mine

found my soulmate in a canine

me

you and me

you and me

you and me