Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi 
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi 
Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 
Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 
You didn't see me climb through the window 
Nobody had to open that door; 
I just climbed right through the wall 
And I want you one and all 
To stand aside and let me have the floor 
Take a look; I'm not such a stranger 
Here's a face you cokies all ought to know 
You can tell me I'm not wanted 
But the joint will still be haunted; 
'Cause I'm the ghost of Smoky Joe 
Remember when I kicked the bucket 
In my mansion up on Striver's Row 
When they came and took me off in 
A zillion dollar coffin; 
'Cause I'm the ghost of Smoky Joe 
Tell me do you remember Minnie 
Yeah we remember Minnie 
That frail I never found 
You'll never recognise your Minnie 
You mean to say that Minnie 
Quit kickin' the gong around 
I've got a date on my estate down in Hades 
Call my chariot so I can go 
And should the Moocher walk in 
Just tell her you've been talkin' 
To the ghost of Smoky Joe 
Yes I remember Minnie; 
She's that frail I never found 
You mean to say that Minnie 
Quit kickin' the gong around 
I've got a date on my estate down in Hades 
Call my chariot so I can go 
And should the Moocher walk in 
Just tell her you've been talkin'