IT'S TIME TO DITCH THE MUSIC

THE FIRST SET THROW AWAY

IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS STARTED ON THE COMEDY SHOW TODAY!

YOULL HEAR SOME GREAT COMEDIANS

WITH EXCEPTION OF REGGIE WADE

ASH-VAN, RED SHROUD OR ARIA

AT THE COMEDY SHOW TODAY!

COMEDY ON STARMAKER?

IT MAKES NO SENSE I KNOW

IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE TORTURE

TO LISTEN TO THIS SHOW

JUST SAY YOUR BATTERY'S DYING

OR THAT YOUR HEADPHONES BROKE

IT'S TIME TO GET THINGS STARTED

TELLING JOKES ABOUT WHO FARTED

SO NOW WE'LL GET THINGS STARTED

ON THE MOST SENSATIONAL, INSPIRATIONAL, CELEBRATIONAL, IMPROVISATIONAL

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A COMEDY SHOW!