My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak

Are you smart?

But don't change your hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day

Instrumental until fades