You couldn't be cuter

Plus that you couldn't be smarter

Plus that intelligent face you have

A disgraceful charm for me

You couldn't be keener

You look so fresh from the cleaner

You are the little grand slam

Out to my family

My ma will show you an album

Of me that will bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives

We have dodged for years and years

And what'll they tell me

Exactly what'll they tell me

They'll say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother couldn't be cuter

Baby than you are

My ma will show you an album

Of me that will bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives

We have dodged for years and years

And what'll they tell me

I know just what they will tell me

They'll say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother couldn't be cuter

Baby than you are