Animation vs Anything
Denji
Vs
Wolverine
When Ms. Makima said to kill Marvel's hybrid rebel (Draw!)
I thought Ryan Reynolds! Not the Sideburns Devil!
So like, this isn't personal, it's kind of just my job
Let's do what your barber should've done, and take it from the top!
You know I'm rolling with the Safety Corp. I've got the squad with me!
And thanks to Pochita, always got that dog in me!
I'd prefer to kick back, if you wanna start things
I'll pull out my ripcord, and tear out your heartstrings!
Act like your backstory is so serious
Howlett, a sad boy who was so feverish, crafted a rad origin story
When he stabbed into dad's organs before leaving him!
Captured and tortured as war leaders
Had trapped your corpse kneeling to Cornelius!
Too bad all that trauma's up in your brain
The one place there's no healing it!
How do you jack off with that claw, Mr. Sliced Weiner?
Closest thing you've had to a wife is a wife-beater!
And that hottie Phoenix that you loved is already dead!
Stupid f****r picked the only one that can't ressurect!
Listen bub! I'm not engaging in fisticuffs
With some prissy punk, only working so his d**k gets sucked
I'm an X-Man, impenetrable head-to-toe
You're an ex-man, you're selling your own testicles!
Denji met his boss, instantly started drooling
Wanted her as a bride, she was more into grooming
She took advantage of your lust, then dumped you as Aki's pup
Now the only one getting any bitches is Makima!
Quit fiending for your freedom, I've been to hell and I've seen it
And I'm deeming there's no reason any demon's worth redeeming!
I stuck it to Magneto and then ripped out his mind
Now it's your turn Chainsaw Man, welcome to die!
Shut you're f*****g hole! Power let me cop a feel
If you think I get no bitches, then you just like me for real!
You got so many kids, like your mama you're a cheat
You've got retractable bones
How's your pullout game so weak?! (I just don't know!)
Yeah, I'm not so good with books, but your brain is so diseased!
That you've got too many issues for anyone to read!
Keep blaming your flaws on Weapon X like it caused them
But you can never hide from the skeleton in your claw set! (Kid)
You lived in a dumpster, no wonder chicks never loved 'ya!
And your first kiss was so disgusted, she was sick to her stomach!
But then you didn't save her later, so the consequence for Aki
Cost an arm and a leg, and an arm and a leg, and a body!
So, don't go pretending you paid off your debt
Forget being wealthy, you ate all your bread!
You gave up your dog for a blade on your head!
But you can't cut or make out a check
Adamantium, add a man to it! Wolverine leading lambs to the slaughter
Reppin' X-Men, and Weapon X
I'mma make you pay like your pansy-ass father!
You're slaving all day for a chance to be free!
And wasting away as an amputee
No loved ones, no friends, and nothing you can eat
At least Leatherface had a family!
Thanks to your cowardice, her plan went without a hitch
When you finally got Makima to bang! You were Power-less
