May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up.
I repeat. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up.
Y 'all act like you've never seen a white person before.
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burstin' the door.
We started whoopin' her ass worse than before.
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture.
It's the return of the, oh wait, no wait, you're kidding.
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement.
Ah, feminist women love Eminem.
Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him.
Look at him, walkin' around, rappin' his you -know -what, livin' the you -know -who.
Yeah, but he's so cute though.
Hold it, now wait, hold it, that's played out. Hit it.
Uh, let me see, show.
All right, all right, show.
Uh, show me.
Uh.
Say what? Sex about a girl worldwide.
Sex about a girl from New York, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from London, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from Jammwon, hear me now.
That ain't the sex of worldwide, you know Tom, yeah.
Sex about a girl from New York, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from London, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from Jammwon, hear me now.
That ain't the sex of worldwide, you know Tom, yeah.
First of all, I love the way how you flow.
The wiggle and the jiggle and the way you aglow.
Perfection of your body from your head to your toe hole.
No, me a fool, me a bad law, wow.
To me a G, a double G, me a febaka.
Description of your body from the way man a talka.
Well, woman from your boot, you know say man a go shaka.
You better care for a girl or you walka.
Sex about a girl from New York, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from London, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from Jammwon, hear me now.
That ain't the sex of worldwide, you know Tom, yeah.
Sex about a girl from New York, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from Jammwon, hear me now.
Sex about a girl from London, hear me now.
That ain't the sex of worldwide, you know Tom, yeah.
Now be talk body one nail Sandra.
She in me a talk to from a jam for randoor.
When like she not hear me, I'm treat do one answer.
Now, true, she insin' me a big romance.
I'll be the weak girl or so I say
And when they come to my house, they know me no play
Me have to love them up, I miss the night and day
I make them keep coming back, see them wake up
Sexy body girl from New York, hear me now
Sexy body girl from Johnwood, hear me now
Sexy body girl from round the world, hear me now
You're looking sexy wherever you may talk
Sexy body girl from Bowie, hear me now
Sexy body girl from Johnwood, hear me now
Sexy body girl from London, hear me now
You're looking sexy wherever you may talk
Well, move your body and roll, yes me girl
You get me out of control, yes me girl
I am the trouble of soul, yes me girl
Now Mr. Love will make you jump and roll
You move your body and roll, yes me girl
You get me out of control, yes me girl
I am the trouble of soul, yes me girl
So Mr. Love will make you jump and roll
So go to war, so go to church, so go to motion
Y 'all are you alone that cause all this commotion
Woman you bring me like a locomotion
Make me gay, all I think we give promotion
Woman when you move a bit you move cautious
Jump the motion up the ocean it makes me nauseous
Man I love to see your body from your fetus
We can't not look up at 'em, woman she gorgeous
Sexy body girl from New York, hear me now
Sexy body girl from London, hear me now
Sexy body girl from Johnwood, hear me now
You're looking sexy wherever you may talk
Yeah!
Sexy body girl from New York, hear me now
Sexy body girl from London, hear me now
Sexy body girl from Johnwood, hear me now
You're looking sexy wherever you may talk
Cause, woman a woman, oh your body so sexual, short boy your body know me up to get sexual,
Them kind of woman there be put me in a hospital,
When the body get weak and dysfunctional,
Woman a woman, oh your body so sexual, short boy your body know me up to get sexual,
Them kind of woman there be put me in a hospital,
When the body get weak and dysfunctional,
I gotta pick up all the crow, yeah, all the ladies worldwide, yeah,
Mr. Lovell will let him know,
I pick up ladies in Jakarta,
Pick up ladies in Abu Dhabi, yeah,
In Japan, in Germany, yeah,
My Italian ladies, my West Indian ladies,
My American ladies,
All the ladies in Flatbush, New York,
All the ladies in L .A.,
Hey, hey,
Oh, love a lost child,
Oh, big yawn is wild,
One more pig, then I'm mad,
Ah, midnight lullaby,
Oh, all my good queens,
Why, my Jamaican lady,
Hmm, oh, let him know,
London girls,
You'll live a long time,
Hmm.
