Halley's waitress

Never comes around

She's hiding in the kitchen

She's nowhere to be found

I just want some coffee

Is that too much to ask

Halley's waitress

Is not up to the task

And when she finally appears

It's like she's been away for years

It's been so long

So long

Darling don't you know

We miss you when you're gone

So long

So long

Darling don't you know

We miss you when you're gone

Ahhh

Halley's waitress

Has vanished once again

She's talking to her agent

She's calling all her friends

Forget about the coffee

I'll just take a check

Halley's waitress

You know you'll get yours yet

It's been so long

So long

Darling don't you know

We miss you when you're gone

So long

So long

Darling don't you know

We miss you when you're gone

Ahhh