I'm the monopoly rapper!

Peering down at you from the top of the property ladder!

The grandpapa of not getting bankrupt

Will show this man who can properly stack up

I would never proctor and gamble

Your stocks or your assets 'cuz honestly cracker

Pop that top back onto your package

Your chips ain't the type that I'm wantin' to cash in

Oh I'll stick my cane up this balding Mario reject

'Til It's so deep in Mr. Pringles' can, no one can reach it

And see here, I may have collected my fair share of debt and rubbish

Yet Julius owes his name to Wikipedia's edit button

Why, the whole wide world calls my name

I'm in the hall of the board game fame

You're in the store 'til you all decay

'Cuz no one has bought any poor man's Lays'

The more you lose, the more I gain

The more you move, the more I make

When I make you cry, the added salt

Might help improve the taste!

End your turn already, old man

So I can flame you, I'm so board

That lasted longer than your games do

But I ain't new! This is my cool ranch and this

Saddle chips gonna wrangle with you

I'm a snack but I don't crack in the booth

I'mma make you pay like you landed on blue

You're bad for the group

Your game puts households into competitive moods

Don't bank on the mustached man in a flashy new suit

'Less you're wanting a family feud

Created to criticize capitalism

But in the time he transitioned to the actual villain

Couldn't make any change, so exchanged it for pennybags

Giving back to the system he was tasked to get rid of

When Julius wrecks this lobbying lunatic

Then he's losing a set, what you gonna do?

You can sue me at best

I'm holding all the cards like community chest!

As for you plastic's impact on the climate

I don't care at all

Bloke, I'm purely talking jokes

When I say, find new material

The way you spit reminds me of your recent design

'Cuz your quips and rhymes are quite simplified

I wouldn't pay for this and I'll get hate for this

Back in my day, they put "potato" in "potato chips"

That's rich, unlike this petulant fool

I got chips with more cheddar then you

It's astonishing how you keep properties running

When you only get paid in Monopoly money

You're a single pringle, I fit into stacks

Nobody would ever give you a chance

So step up to me, and then your defeat

Will be like your parking, literally free!