IF SOMEONE STOOD UP
IN A CROWD
AND RAISED HIS VOICE UP
WAY OUT LOUD
AND WAVED HIS ARM
AND SHOOK HIS LEG
YOU'D NOTICE ' EM
IF SOMEONE IN THE
MOVIE SHO W YELLED
F I RE IN TH E SECOND ROW
THIS WHOLE PLACE IS A
POWDER KEG
YOU'D NOTICE ' EM
AND EVEN W ITHOUT
CLUCKING LIKE A HEN
EVE RY ONE GETS NOTICED
NOW AND THEN
UN LESS OF COURSE THAT
PERSON AG E SHOULD BE
I N VI SIBLE
I N CONSEQUENTIA L ME
CE L L O PHANE
M ISTE R CE L L O PHANE
SHOULD- A BEEN M Y NAME
M ISTE R CE L L O PHANE
'CAUSE YOU CAN
L OO K RI GH T THROUGH ME
WA L K RI GH T BY ME
AND NEVER KNOW I'M THERE
I TE L L Y A CE L L O PHANE
M ISTE R CE L L O PHANE
SHOULD- A BEEN M Y NAME
M ISTE R CE L L O PHANE
'CAUSE YOU CAN
L OO K RI GH T THROUGH ME
W A LK RI GH T BY ME
AND NEVER KNOW I'M T HE RE
SUPPOSE YOU WAS A LI TT LE CAT
RESIDIN' IN A PERSON'S FLAT
WHO FED YOU FISH
AND SCRATCHED YOUR EARS
YOU'D NOTICE HIM
SUPPOSE YOU WAS A
WOMAN WED
AND SLEEPIN ' IN A DOUBLE BED
BESIDE ONE MAN FOR
SEVEN YEARS
YOU'D NOTICE HIM
A HUMAN BE ING'S
MADE O F MORE THAN AIR
WITH A LL THAT BULK YOU'RE
BOUND TO SEE HIM THERE
UNLESS THAT HUMAN BEI N'
NEXT TO YOU
IS UNI M PRESSIVE
UN DISTINGUISHE D YO U KNO W W HO
SHOULD- A BEEN M Y NAME
M ISTE R CE L L O PHANE
'CAUSE YO U CAN
L OO K RI GH T THROUGH ME
W A LK RI GH T BY ME
AND NEVE R KNOW I'M THERE
I TELL Y A CEL L O PHANE
M ISTE R CE L L O PHANE
SHOULD- A BEEN M Y NAME
M ISTE R CEL L O PHANE
'CAUSE YO U CAN
L OO K RI GH T THROUGH ME
WAL K RI GH T BY ME
AND NEV E R KNOW I'M T HE RE
NEVE R EV E N K NO W I ' M T H ERE
I HOPE I HAVEN'T TAKEN UP
TOO MUCH OF YOUR T I ME
