I've just come back from a cannibal isle

Called hi tiddly hi ti Isle

Where a dusky queen said hello Bean

And gave me the goo goo eye

Her face was like an empty space

And my poor heart went bing

I tried to go but she shouted whoa

And made me her hi ti King

In hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody wears a smile

Hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody lives in style

The girls out there are full of sport

And wear their frocks a trifle short

Some are simply wrapped in thought

In hi tiddly hi ti Isle

Hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody wears a smile

Hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody lives in style

Young couples go to bathe

You'll find

And leave their bathing suits behind

It's a darned good job that love is blind

In hi tiddly hi ti Isle

Hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody wears a smile

Hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody lives in style

The life's so fast and swift and gay

You live two weeks then fade away

I'm taking the wife for a fortnights stay

In hi tiddly hi ti Isle

Hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody wears a smile

Hi tiddly hi ti Island

Everybody lives in style

Instead of grass the cows chew pins

And when their milking time begins

The milk comes out in shilling tins

On hi tiddly hi ti Isle