Johnny had a girl named Mary

She was chilly very very

When he would try to kiss her

She'd balk

She would slap his face

Make him keep his place

Till one night he took her for a walk

He asked her if she'd kiss him in the garden

And in the garden she said "No "

He even tried to kiss her

On the old back porch

But on the old back porch she wouldn't go

He wondered if she was human

Or if she was made of wood

So at last he said

"Oh kiss me in the woodshed "

And in the woodshed she said she would

He asked her if she'd kiss him in the gloaming

And she answered "Why where is that "

He tried to kiss her in her own apartment too

But she said "No sir " and knocked him flat

He tried ev'ry place he knew of

All over the neighbourhood

So at last he said "Oh kiss me in the woodshed "

And in the woodshed she said that she would