He's a fool and don't I know it
But a fool can have his charms
I'm in love and don't I show it
Like a babe in arms
Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
But this half pint imitation
Put me on the blink
I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering whimpering child again
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
Couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
Lost my heart but what of it
My mistake I agree
He's a laugh but I love it
Because the laugh's on me
A pill he is
But still he is
All mine and I'll keep him until he is
Bewitched bothered and bewildered
Like me
Seen a lot
I mean I lot
But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
I'll sing to him
Each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
He's at his very best
Vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God I can't be over sexed again
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I