Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend.
We are your friends.
And we're going to make her pay
You know what friends do?
They've got your back
They're fun to be around
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground
Whuh-oh.
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take
Now that's a party
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
It's a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like
For this to work
You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it?
Yes. Hey, girl
Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,
But he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault
No. I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
Aw, of course
It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With eggshells all over the wall
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
And then I end up with Aaron when she's gone
Yes, Cady!
I end up with Aaron when she's gone
What's Regina doing?
What is Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
Next, we take away Regina's only achievement,
Being a hot person
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What is that?
Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting.
I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box
It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge is what is like
What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure?
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
We got to go harder.
If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her
I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile
Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use.
Shh, here she comes
Stop pulling it down
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back
Your hair looks sexy pushed back
Um, thanks. I'll see you in Cal
At every party, there might be a lull
Where the energy dips
Wow, wow, wow
You might be thinking it's late we should go
And they ran out of chips
No. No. No
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear that I'm parting now
One candy cane, please
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina
Ho, Ho, Ho.
Candy cane gram for Shane Omen
She gets everything
And one for Caddy Heron
She gets everything
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco
Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
Who sent that?
Aw. It's from...
Regina! Regina! Regina!
Thanks for being a such a great best friend
Caulk! Caulk! Caulk!
I mean cute. I mean, gimme it.
I mean... okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends
Now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets.
For example, she bought you those high heel shoes
Just to make fun of you
'Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them.
And she's not really blonde,
Her natural color is dark blond,
Also she told me she cheats on Aaron
Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep
But really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume
She makes him wear the costume?
No, they're both in the costume
And I never told anybody because I'm such a good friend
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
A Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
And revenge it's what it's like
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where revenge
Is what is like
