Ohh, no

What up Bob? God, man

We're Hobo Johnson and the Lovemakers, we're a couple kids

Five I guess

That like to make a little bit of love

Like to make a little bit of music

Look at that, that's a desk

Just kidding Bob, it's a table, I don't care about rules

Hi, what's your name?

How are you?

How's your life?

Oh, you got a man?

Are you in love? If so, what type?

Is it just platonic? Strictly just as friends?

Or the type that ties you two together 'til tomorrow's end?

If it is, disregard, every time I call you pretty

Though it's meant sincerely, it's just my imagination drifting

Brush me off, like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders

So I fall to the ground, collect myself

And get ready to take over your heart

Or at least your spare time

And I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

The second one's way sadder than the first one, but

I don't know

I love the thought of being with you (ohh!)

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

Man!

I really love being in love

But I also really love not crying on the

We should go get a cup of coffee

And I'll act friendly

And I won't pull any stunts

But I'm a freaking stunt puller from birth

So I don't know what to tell you

If I try to confess my love for

Scones!

I just want to tell you real quick, please, sh-sh-sh

I love

These scones

Just the diversity between the selection

The rasberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin

Even which is basically a f**' squash

How you gonna make a scone out of a freakin' squash?

It blows my mind! Oh, man!

But what were you talking about?

I'm so sorry to interrupt

Oh yeah, you're boyfriend make you mad the other day?

What was he saying? What was he talking about?

Oh my god, that's crazy

What do I think? Hm, let me think about it, let me think about it

Hm, hm, hm

He was being mean at that time?

But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point, and

I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

M**I really love being in love, but

I also really love not crying on the phone

M**I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

I don't know

The second one's way sadder than the first one

But I don't know

Hi, what's up?

Yeah, what's going on?

Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you

Yeah, uh huh

It's so great that you're doing all of those things

You should keep doing all of them

I think

Oh yeah, my name's Hobo Johnson, I'm a rapper

I'm actually not a rapper, I'd like to say a musician

I play guitar sometimes too, just not good as Derek

Which doesn't matter, but

She is like the nicest person I've ever met in my whole life

And I'm sure you know 'cause you sleep next to her every night

And you guys just probably cuddle and kiss or whatever

But she, you know, she is just so sweet

And she cared about me a lot when no one else cared about me

And I think that's really nice, you know, she's just a

She's just a peach

She's a peach

Scone

She's a peach scone, Bob

And

I love the thought of being with her

I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt, man

They say it takes two years to come back

Down to earth

From that lovely place that you've been, I heard it's so nice

I heard it's so nice, good for you, I'm glad

And if you find someone that really loves you for who you are

Keep being with 'em, man

'Cause that's what matters in this life, Bob

Thank you