So I'm screaming this to you

Waaaaaaagh

From the last place in the queue

Waaah waaah

I really think you'd like me

Given half a chance

But since we ain't got that

I'll do the Screamers Dance

Some of us are ugly angel

Some of us are only small

Some of us are useless sailor

They haven't got the where-with-all

We went and missed the ending babe

We never quite caught the bus

We never speak our minds my love

We ain't got nothing to discuss

Some of us are useless love

It comes from facing up to facts

It's hard to be a hero handsome

When you've had your helmet cracked

Cheerfulness is catching sweetie

When the fevers you have got

We've got a temperature my dear

But we simply haven't got the hots

So I'm screaming this to you

Waaaaaaagh

Silly season skies are blue

Waah waah waah

I hardly ever think

I've made a small advance

I keep my elbows in and do

The Screamers Dance

DANCE

Waw

Some of us are stupid sister

Some of us are very shy

Some of us get nervous chicken

When you look us in the eye

We're ever so pathetic chicky

We know quite well that we try too hard

Some of us were born like this

While others got it by the yard

So I'm screaming this to you

Waaaaaaauugh

Coz' I haven't got a clue

Waaarrh

I really think I'd like you

Given half the chance

As we ain't got that

I'll do the Screamers Dance

Waaaaaaagh waaaaaaagh

Waaaaaaagh waaaaaaagh

Waaaaaaagh