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If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening

Little things would slowly go askew

If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy

Specially when she did not want me to

If I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved her

When all the time I would not like her much

If I was with a woman she'd soon become unsettled

I'd show her but I would not let her touch

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If I was with a woman I'd never ask her questions

But if she did not want me to I would

If I was with a woman I'd offer my indifference

And make quite sure she never understood

If I was with a woman I'd threaten to unload her

Every time she asked me to explain

If I was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherish

The purity and depth of my disdain

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I've been with a woman she took away my spirit

No woman's coming close to me again

I've been with a woman she took away my spirit

No woman's coming close to me again

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