I can't read and I can't write

And I don't know my left from right

I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine

And I don't know if you'll ever be mine

But I'll make love to you any old time

I can't swim and I can't fly

I ain't no fish, I ain't no bird in the sky

I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine

And I don't know if you'll ever be mine

But I'll make love to you any old time

I can't count from one to ten

And I don't know the shape I'm in

I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine

And I don't know if you'll ever be mine

But I'll make love to you any old time