I suffered through the measles
I made it through the mumps
Chicken pox was nothing
I nicknamed all the bumps
But now, my palms are sweating
And my ticker′s skipping thumps
My skin is turning green
My thoughts are so unclean
I think Cupid slipped a mickey in my polio vaccine
I'm infected
I′m infected
With these feelings that you've injected
In my arm and in my heart
I feel it in every body part
Baby, I'm infected with your love
Baby, I′m infected with your love
Ain′t never seen no doctor
Ain't never taken sick
One time I had a stab wound
A band-aid did the trick
I′m not the type who suffers from some tiny little prick
But this tenderness, I feel
It's painful and it′s real
My soul just got a boo-boo that no lollipop can heal
I'm infected
I′m infected
With these feelings that you've injected
Now you're pulsing through each vein
And you′re pounding in my brain
Oh baby, I′m infected with your love
Oh baby, I'm infected with your love
Now I′m yearning
And I'm burning
And I′m sighing
And I'm moaning
Could it be the Reases monkeys that the vaccine was groaning?
Whatever you shot into me
I need another dose
Wait! Did you say Reases monkeys?
Man, that′s gross
That's gross
We're infected
We′re infected
Let′s take this love only as directed
It's a much worse diagnosis
Than mononucleosis
But it feels so much better than I ever expected
We′re infected
We're infected
Oh, baby-
(Allison!)
I′m infected with your love!
