Can I just take a second here
To clear the air and bend your ear
I'm not sure you quite understand
Why you should lend this friend a hand
I'm an educated stand up guy
Who is more than just a suit and tie
Just a decent and hardworking man
Who always had a five year plan
So jeez
I mean please
I'm no Scammy slimy slob
I've just veered off my track a bit
Cause ma'am I've lost my job
I'm totally broke
And this feeling is new to me
I'm suddenly broke
And it's not like it used to be
I had regular hours
And magical powers
And Cufflinks and clout
Now I'm broke
And kinda freaking out
You are not singing the blues to me sir
I was a master of the universe
A golden boy with a golden purse
But not one of those wall street jerks
Though I will admit I liked the perks
Like that private jet we flew to France
And these hundred dollar underpants
And the Lexus
And the river view
You know feed the children I fed two
But my rent's three months late
And I'm living on Ramen and beans
Shoulda put it away
For some rainy day
Now I know what a rainy day means
I'm flat broke
From a decade long spending spree
Unbelievably broke
Facebook friends are unfriending me
If I could go back in time
I'd go back and tell
Myself to pay attention
I would not write that joke
Describing my boss
With words I should maybe not mention
Delete it nate not worth it man
The payoff's really small
But the consequences will be huge
When you hit
Reply
All
Dumbass
I'm broker than broke
And not just financially
This whole thing has broken my sense of who I should be
Cause my Amex is
Maxed
My Mastercard
Maxed
My blooming dales Bendels barneys
Oh my T.J.
Foot locker
I'm drowning in debt and don't know what to do
I know it seems squalid
But do me this solid
I know I know that you can
This Metrocard was my only card that still worked
Oh please
Please sweet lady
Help a
Baffled
Broken
Broke
Ass
Man
