Ha ha ha

Hmm

Hmm mmm mmm

You know the rock's gonna

Tell you a little story

You ain't gonna believe it

But he's gonna tell you anyway

It's tough to be the rock

Ah na na shut your mouth no no

It really is

Even though the rock is

The rock is the most electrifying man

In all of showbiz

You see when the rock gets

Too much

Too much of the fame

And all the bright lights

Too much

He likes to kick back and have

A slice of that unadulterated delight

Welcome to rick's bakery can I help

Wait a minute

Aren't you the famous rock

Yeah the rock the people's champ in the house

What's happenin slick

Oh my god hey how you doing

Guy listen you gotta take a picture

Before you leave guy

Whoa

The rock don't wanna take pictures

The rock just wants a piece of pie

You gotta any of that in this bakery

Oh I got every kinda pie you can think of

I got strawberry pie blueberry pie

Blueberry what

Apple pie ah nah no no whoa whoa whoa

Actually slick it doesn't matter

What type of pie you have

Let the rock tell you a little story about pie

Drivin' down south though quickly aroused

When my car caught a flat

And then this old farm house

I hope somebody's home

Takin' a chance at it

Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered

You're the rock can I use your phone

I'm shakin' sure if you try some of this pie

I'm makin

Daisy dukes shorts on five foot stood

Said sure what the heck I mean it did smell good

So when she caught rock in the

Kitchen towards to rate her

There's her grandmother aunt and a chinese neighbor

Well the rock is gonna tell you again

You see it's tough to be the rock

Yeah the rock knows that might sound crass

Oh and by the way

All you jabroni's in the locker room

You can all come kiss the rock's ass

'Cause you know after the rock lays a smackdown

On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite

The rock needs a little distraction

And a slice sounds just right

The rock's thanks ladies and more kind words

Grandmother said be polite eat mine first

So I sat down tried her she looked quite glad

Had a strange tastin mold but it wasn't so bad

That's right the rock havin pie in the country

Devoured here's her aunt and stella was hungry

That's all rock said bored readin' the paper

Til finally a plate of the next door neighbors

Dogged it down fast 'cause it really did please

I mean it tasted so good rock was talkin' chinese

Ching bang wing gon aii that good pie

Oh that's the pie you was talkin' about

Oh yeah

The rock nose sun you can smake nough

It's tough to be the rock

No no no

It really is even

Because you are know

The rock is the most electrifying

Man in all of showbiz

You see when the rock gets

Too much too much

Too much of the fame

And all the bright lights

He likes to kick back and have a slice

No no no no no

Yeah the rock is ada hold on high

Sweet sweet

Da dada