Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Joe Nichols

She said, I'm going out

with my girlfriends

For margaritas at the Holiday Inn

Oh have mercy my only thought

Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an e tra layer on

I know what happens

when she drinks Patron

Her closet's missing half

the things she bought

Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

Lose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose ain't

gonna last too long

If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on

She might come home in a table cloth

Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch

A bridal shower with Bacardi punch

Jello shooters full of Smirnoff

But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

Lose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing,

she's just havin' fun

Tomorrow she'll say,

Oh what have I done?

Her friends will joke

about the stuff she lost

Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off