AS THE MAID POURED WINE
AND WE PRE PARED TO DINE
I KNEW I WAS FEEL IN'
OUT OF PLACE
AT A TA BLE AS LARGE
AS A RIV ER BARGE
AND I LOVE YOU WRIT TEN
ALL ON YOUR FACE
I AP PRE CI ATE YOUR
HOS PI TAL I TY
BUT I WISH THAT
WE WOULD GO
LET ME DRIVE US
TO MC DON ALDS
AND I'LL TALK TO YOU
CON CERN ING
SOME THING YOU
SHOULD REAL LY
KNOW
I'M JUST A COM MON MAN
DRIVE A COM MON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PED I GREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GON NA STAY
THAT WAY
THOSE HIGH BROWED PEO PLE
LOSE THEIR SAN I TY
AND A COM MON MAN IS
WHAT I'LL BE
I'LL TAKE A CHEV RO LET
JUST A NY DAY
SO GIVE YOUR DAD DY BACK
HIS MER CE DES BENZ
AND THERE'S SOME
COM MON PEO PLE
THAT I HANG
OUT WITH
THEY'RE MY GOOD
TIME BUD DIES
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS
AND I'D RA THER
CHUG -A- LUG
A MUG OF BUD WEIS ER BEER
THAN SIP A CRYS TAL
GLASS OF WINE
SO WON'T YOU MAKE
UP YOUR MIND
TO BE LIEVE IN ME
AND LEAVE THIS HIGH
LIV IN' WORLD BE HIND
I'M JUST A COM MON MAN
DRIVE A COM MON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PED I GREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GON NA STAY THAT WAY
THOSE HIGH BROWED
PEO PLE
LOSE THEIR SAN I TY
AND A COM MON MAN IS
WHAT I'LL BE
YES I'M HAP PY
JUST BE IN' FREE
AND I'M HAP PY
JUST BE IN' ME
AND I HOPE THAT
YOU WILL SEE
I'M JUST A COM MON MAN
DRIVE A COM MON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PED I GREE
IF I HAVE MY SAY
GON NA STAY THAT WAY
THOSE HIGH BROWED PEO PLE
LOSE THEIR SAN I TY
AND A COM MON MAN
IS WHAT I'LL BE
I'M JUST A COM MON MAN
DRIVE A COM MON VAN
MY DOG AIN'T GOT
A PED I GREE
AND IF I HAVE MY SAY
GON NA STAY THAT WAY
THOSE HIGH BROWED
PEO PLE
LOSE THEIR SA NI TY
AND A COM MON MAN
IS WHAT I'LL BE
