The king called on the kingdom to gather all their best

To slay a mighty dragon because it was his pest

A strange little man came forth to request a deft assist

But the Witcher was quite reluctant, the story had a twist

The Golden One with the golden rules

Two warrior belles with all the tools

More dazzling than all the jewels

Oh, they showed us we′re all fools

They showed us we're all fools

Oh, we′re just fools

The old little man fell swiftly off a cliff and to his death

We sadly mourned the loss, thought we'd witnessed his last breath

But then he breathed some fire on the goon that came his way

'Cause he was a golden dragon, not a man with temples gray, oh

The Golden One with the golden rules

Two warrior belles with all the tools

More dazzling than all the jewels

Oh, they showed us we′re all fools

They showed us we′re all fools

Oh, we're just fools

The Witcher loved his woman

The sorceress beauty

But the solemn golden dragon told them it was not to be

The wise sad dragon′s truth broke what never could repair

But that lovable old lutanist won the hearts of the huntress pair

Oh, the Golden One with the golden rules

Two long-necked warriors with all the tools

More dazzling than all the jewels

Oh, they showed us we're all fools

They showed us we′re all fools

Oh, we're just fools

We′re just fools