I stay up late to eat my feelings

I do this every time I feel things

Wishing I would've just gone to bed

'Cause now my stomach hurts and you are in my head

I stalked your new boy on my secret account

And I saw on his feed you're now nowhere about

I hope he hurt you like you hurt me

And I hope that it burns when you have nobody

So charge me with arson for the bridges I've burnt

Charge me with murder for the people I've hurt

Love for me's always conditional

'Cause who on earth could love a criminal?

We could've been partners in crime, you know

If you hadn't f**d up and left me alone

Thinking it's time to turn myself in

But you're on the run still, so congratulations, you win

Get charged with robbery for stealing my heart

Get charged with vandalism for breaking it apart

I don't mean to sound so cynical

But look at us now, babe, we're criminals

We could've been partners in crime, you know

If you hadn't f**d up and left me alone

There's nothing to do now but sit and rot

I told you I loved you and meant it

But you forgot