Love
I put my faith in love
I followed where it led
To my personal circle of Hell
It has not worked out well
I wish that I were dead
Cause instead of a wedding in love
I'm flunking out of school
A total laughing stock
Someone he and his friends could just mock
So go on, here's my head
Just hand over the rock!
(Spoken) Malibu?
(Spoken) Oh, why'd you come?
(Spoken) Well excuse me,
Just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . .
(Spoken) I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative. Wait!
Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it?
(Spoken) I don't spend hours!
(Spoken) Oh, that's so sweet!
(Spoken) I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious!
(Spoken) Ummm . . . Well, I know they're here somewhere . . .
(Spoken) What are you doing?!
(Spoken) It's for hair!
(Spoken) ARGH!
(Spoken) Hey!
(Spoken) Found it!
Tis a gift to be simple
Tis a gift to be free
Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
(Spoken) Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving!
Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie!
(Spoken) Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . .
(Spoken) An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore.
(Spoken) Is an action. That is evil in itself.
Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day.
(Spoken) Home, of course! It's Thanksgiving break, remember?
(Spoken) What?
(Spoken) Yes!
(Spoken) What?
(Spoken) That's not fair!
(Spoken) Why do you always have to be right?
GIRLS
Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria! (Latin chanting)
(Spoken) Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo!
(Spoken) Emmett!
(Spoken) You are too sweet.
(Spoken) Ah! (giggles) Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me.
(Spoken) Warner!
(Spoken) Yeah . . . I-I mean no.
(Spoken) Huh?
Yes! I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance
Let's not chase him away
Let's face him and say
"Hey punk, let's dance!"
This chip on my shoulder
Makes me smarter and bolder
No more whining or blaming
I am reclaiming my pride
Grab that book and let's do this
Instead of doodling hearts all through this
Now there's a chip on my shoulder!
Let's see him knock it aside!
GIRLS
Ah-ah-ah-ah Daughter of Delta Nu
Show him that you're no fool
Daughter of Delta Nu
Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder!
(Spoken) Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point,
But did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life?
(Spoken) Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter
To find out if a child resulted from those unions,
He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever.
Why now? Why this sperm?
(Spoken) And by Mr. Huntington's standards,
All masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg would
Be called reckless abandonment.
Ohmigod . . .
Wait, hold on, we just won the case!
Omigod . . .
Elle got all up in Warner's face
Omigod . . .
I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod!
(Spoken) I am one step ahead of you.
Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration.
Elle Woods
Woods comma Elle
Chip on her shoulder
Elle Woods
Woods comma Elle
Chip on her shoulder
Elle Woods
Woods comma Elle
Chip on her shoulder
With little Miss Woods comma Elle
