I think it's time for you to know the awful truth

The truth about me and the truth about you

'cause you're a brand new species

Big cat space nazis robert stack

God damn it gonna snap leonard nimoy

Call me back (Call me back)

I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

If i make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

'cause i'm the right one

On my touch tone touch tone telephone

I'm the only one

On your am am radio

Oh i'm crying now authentic tears

They flow out of me when i think about you

'cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand

'cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this

Oh my god

I try and i try and i try to make you listen to me

I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

If i make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

'cause i'm the right one

On my touch tone touch tone telephone

I'm the only one hey

On your am am radio

Don't hang up yet i'm not done

I'm an expert i'm the one

The one who was right all along

Better to be laughed at than wrong

I'm an expert in my field

Ufology yes it's all real

Ancient aliens it's all true

I'm an expert just like you

And like you i'm a genius before my time

Disbelieving that's the real crime

Pretty soon they'll discover me in the super sargasso sea

I try to call you every day

What can i say when the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)

I've been working on a unified theory

If i make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out (Now now now)

'cause i'm the right one

On my touch tone touch tone telephone

I'm the only one

On your am am radio