I was busy flunking out of my third year of college

Working hard tending bar soaking up all the knowledge

You can find serving wine to the ladies at Francesca's porch

She walked in with her friends, they were mad celebratin'

Twenty years of marriage to an ex she called satan

So I poured her a shot and I walked it across that floor

And the ladies all roared

Ms. Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Come on, come on, come on Ms.

Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

After two lunch hours all her friends were deserting

She walked up to the bar and started Chardonnay flirting

Said you probably can't tell it but you're half the age I am, mmm

She said boy you're a flavor that I've never picked

But if you were on the end of a Popsicle stick

I would eat you up as you melted all over my hand

I said ooh, yes ma'am

Ms. Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Come on, come on, come on Ms.

Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Ooh, Ms. Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Come on, come on, come on Ms. Marianne

My mind began to race

As the blood rushed to my face

And she smiled at me 'cause I didn't know what to say

I was still thinkin' over the offer she was makin'

She was every boy's dream, so breathtaking

And I was holding that thought as her friends pulled her away

I said, "I wish you'd stay"

Ms. Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Come on, come on, come on Ms.

Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Ooh, Ms. Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Come on, come on, come on Ms.

Marianne (come on and do it, you know you wanna do it now)

Ms. Marianne, Marianne, Ms. Marianne,

Marianne, oh Marianne, Marianne, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Ms. Marianne, Marianne, Ms. Marianne, Marianne, come on baby